Tired of the banal coworking spaces, coffee shops, and super bright home office? Do you like the word troglodyte but have no idea what it means? Looking for something... more earthy? I have the opportunity of the millennium for you: share a cave with me!
The phase is something like this:
Living and working in a cave, surrounded by prehistoric charm and digital technology.
Enjoy fast satellite internet, hidden behind rocks.
Living in a fully sustainable nest, powered by the sun (solar panels, not sunbathing!) with a constant supply of water (yes, we're talking about rain - the plumber is overrated!).
Join a unique community (me, you and maybe some bats).
Engage in fascinating discussions about which rock looks more like a chair.
Ideal Roommate - come back or even call if:
You appreciate originality: Who needs Netflix when you have stalactites?
Are you ok with the simple life... with WiFi: Why online orders at the super market are a must.
You're ok with Zoom meetings by candlelight and furniture carved from stone.
You won't judge me if I recreate the Batman intro with the laptop camera.
Bonus: if you can start a fire without burning down the cave, you're the perfect candidate! Previous experience in a cave or with Old Christians is not necessary, but gives bonus coolness.
Ready to leave your boring everyday life behind and embrace an experience that will make your friends worry about your mental health?
Seating is incredibly limited (it's a cave, duh!).
What do I have?
Type of residence
Maisonette
Floor
0
Rooms
3
Elevator
Yes
Parking
Yes for a car, Yes for a motorcycle, Yes for a bicycle